After meeting with a friend recently, I went shopping.
It was an accidental shopping trip as I was supposed to JUST visit with her, despite our location at the mall, and I did do that, but dangit, I parked right next to Forever 21 and it would be like, so wrong for me to walk by and never say hi to the necklaces.
So I did.
And proceeded to go on a polka dot
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Pumpkin Peanut Butter Cookies (For Dogs!)
So this is what mama does all day.
All I know is she goes into the kitchen and cooks a BUNCH of yummy-smelling stuff and I can't eat any of it.
It's so unfair!
Sometimes, I'll lay in the middle of the kitchen just so she'll notice me and hopefully drop something on my head. Or sneak me a piece without Oreo knowing. Since mama likes me best, she'll probably give me
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Deep Dish Biscoff Peanut Butter Chip Cookies
Uhhhh, I know it's a mouthful, but trust me, it's a mouthful you need in your mouthhole right now.
I deserved a freaking mouthful of these after the crazy day I had on Monday.
After lucking out at Hobby Lobby (they had Christmas stuff lining the aisles already--WTF!?), Ross and a cute local consignment shop that typically has good clothes on the cheap, I
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Chocolate Peanut Butter Cupcakes
Yesterday, I realized something kind of sad.
I realized that Jessie and I aren't the coolest couple ever. We were *very sadly* ousted from that title the second I showed up to DSW with my mom and saw what I deemed the obvious coolest couple ever.
First of all, have you been to DSW? It's called a 'warehouse' for a reason--there are so many shoes
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Drumstick Cupcakes
I've had my new car for less than a week now.
It's been wonderful.
However, the only wonderful part is having the car, driving the car, and being in the car. When I tell people about the car, somehow, their common sense shuts off like a steel trap and they turn stupid and start telling me things I obviously didn't know before I purchased a CAR.
Things
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Funfetti Cake Batter Pretzel Bites
Not too long ago, what with bikini season in full swing, I decided to get some, er, hair removal done.
Okay, so I'm sick of my eyebrows competing with the thickness, bushiness and ugliness of The Grinch. Don't hate.
There's a place 'round these parts that offers free waxing services to new customers. I figured it wouldn't hurt getting something done for free.*
*Not true:
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White Chocolate Peanut Butter Marshmallow Bars
So a couple days ago, I came home from a long, hard day of work, and all I wanted to do was r e l a x.
After recapping my day to anyone who would listen and grabbing something to drink, I decided to use the bathroom before dinner.
I flicked on the light, shut the door and reached to lift the toilet lid when I saw none other than boobs.
Boobs. Boobs staring me in the
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Monster Cookie Dough Cupcakes
Sometimes I really dislike being a blogger.
Hooooold up, kids. This ain't no quitting speech or anything and there is an influx of ridiculous treats coming your way. No worries or anything.
But if you're a personal blogger, you know what an absolute joy it is to describe to people what you do.
"So you... bake... for no one?"
No. I don't bake for 'no one'. That would
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Lite Triple Coconut Cupcakes
I am not a picky eater.
Never have been, probably never will be. I love food too much to discriminate too deeply.
Plus, if you lived in my household, you could never survive as a picky eater, anyway. My parents played the chicken-nugget-and-Kraft diet with my brother for a little bit, but after awhile, if he refused dinner at dinner time, he didn't get
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Circus Animal Cookie Truffles
Let's talk proximity.
I like it. Lots of it. Especially when it deals with people I don't know. 'Strangers', if you will.
See, I was not raised in a "love everyone, everyone's your friend" household where I could openly trust anyone and everything was dandy and people held hands and sang happy songs and there was no wrong in the world.
I was raised by the most
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