Boo! Today is Halloween!!
And I'm not trick or treating. Waaaaaah.
It seems like people have some construed ideas about trick or treating. Apparently, the older you get, the more socially-unacceptable it is to go trick or treating. With today being Halloween and politic-season rearing its ugly head, I figured I'd defend my argument against No-Adults-Allowed
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Twix Brownies
Sometimes I find shopping for kitchen gadgets to be an overwhelming task.
Gone are the days where you simply shop for 13x9 inch pans, rubber spatulas and foil.
Here are the days where there's a novelty pan for um, everything, and gourmet mixes for everything and gadgets for... shaping meatloaf. Isn't that the point? That it's a loaf? Apparently I'm a
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Sugar Cookie-Covered Oreos
Some Guilty Pleasures...
Betsey Johnson. Obvi.
Hamburger Helper. Scrunch your nose all ya want, but I friggin' love the saucy boxed stuff.
French fries. They can do no wrong.
Ridiculously fake-long eyelashes. Love 'em.
Wearing cologne.
Nonfat iced chai tea lattes at Starbucks. The $4 somehow makes them taste better. Or not.
Doughnuts
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Eyeball Pops
Eye contact.
It's kind of a pain, isn't it?
I mean, people stress that eye contact is totally imperative in job interviews and talking with people and forging connections, but really, I feel like I'm just being an obnoxious lamewad boring into your soul... a place I don't really want to go searching through in the first place.
I mean, not to say you don't
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Chocolate Peanut Butter 7-Layer Bars
Do you ever feel like people just don't get you?
Like, say, if you had this really cute, fun blog on the interwebs and had like, a TON of cool internet friends you were always baking for and SOMEONE in your family decided to EAT some of your ingredients so you couldn't make what you'd wanted to?
Yeah, it's only quality invisible friendships and world domination I'm trying
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