I will never understand super touchy people. You know the ones who always feel the need to touch you, hold you, hug you, pick at you... whether they know you or not? As a teenager with Day-Glo colored neon hair, I was constantly being touched by random strangers. Picking out apples in the grocery store, I suddenly felt hands on my hair and turned to see a woman inspecting my
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Super Simple 2-Ingredient Turtles
You guuuuyyyyyysssss. These turtles. I can't even. Most recipes on the interwebs feature three or four-ingredient turtles, and that's totally cool. But if you're like me, you kinda sorta get a little pissy whenever you have to rinse out a sticky caramel pot or when you have to pry hardened chocolate off of a spoon. Like seriously, I would love to have a live-in permanent
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Sugar Cookie Seven Layer Bars
As a slightly insane food blogger, it's my civic duty to report to you guys about the latest food products on the market. So without further adieu, FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH CEREAL IS BACK!!! If I could somehow scream this through a megaphone, you bet your cute booty I would. I am so excited, people. I've waited years for this glorious reunion of miniature toast-shaped cereal
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Gingerbread Cupcakes with Vanilla Bean Marshmallow Frosting
I've decided that I'm never shopping at Target again, because every time I do, something mortally embarrassing happens. Like the time I told the cashier I was going to eat Oreos naked (wrong context). Or the time my mom was my wing-woman. ANYWHO. A couple days ago I was in the big red bulls-eye when the sparkly, frilly, feathery wonders of the little girls clothing section drew
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Gingerbread Cookie Dough Cups
To me, there are three flavors synonymous with the holidays: eggnog, peppermint, and gingerbread. While I've always had an affinity with peppermint, eggnog and gingerbread took awhile to get used to. As a kid, I wanted to like them so badly. Eggnog just seemed so cool - like something suave businesswomen in turtleneck pantsuits would drink (it was the 90s) but I just couldn't
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