Okay, so you know how everyone has that weird neighbor?
I definitely do.
We'll call him Plaid Shirt, since that seems to be the only type of shirt he owns.
ANYWAY. Plaid Shirt is weird for many reasons. One, he likes to sometimes park his car on the other block, then walk back home and leave his garage door wide open for hours on end. Why? No idea. My guess? He
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Skinny Funfetti Poke Cake
About 8 years ago, after suffering through a terrible breakup, I went on a diet.
I totally wanted that revenge hot body so I could flaunt it in his face and say 'BAM, SUCKA.'
Okay, maybe not 'bam sucka', but something preferably with expletives. Lots of them. Maybe a crude hand gesture thrown in for good measure.
ANYWAY.
While on my diet I avoided all fried food,
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Box of Chocolates Brownie Bombs
It's no secret that I've gained some weight over the years.
And while I'd love to have a body like Gigi Hadid, I know I won't ever look like that, so I'm okay with how I look. Except when I accidentally surprise myself with selfie mode on my phone's camera and my face looks like a potato.
But in years past, when I was skinnier and more outgoing, I used to get picked up
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Snickerdoodle Blondies
I'm baaaaaaaaaack!
I hope everyone had a fabulous holiday season spent with friends, fam, and furry pals. I had an amazing holiday and mini vacay, and now I'm excited to be back and kicking off the new year with these Snickerdoodle Blondies!
But first - I have some exciting news I wanted to share with you guys.
Friends - I AM WRITING A COOKBOOK!! And I couldn't be MORE
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Biscoff Taffy Truffles
Can we talk proximity for a moment?
Some people have NO idea what this means unfortunately, especially when you're out shopping.
I cannot tell you how many times I could be minding my own business standing in line and feeling someone else's breath on the back of my neck. If I can hear you breathing, you're way too close to me, buddy.
And my new personal favorite:
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