It’s no secret that I’ve gained some weight over the years.
And while I’d love to have a body like Gigi Hadid, I know I won’t ever look like that, so I’m okay with how I look. Except when I accidentally surprise myself with selfie mode on my phone’s camera and my face looks like a potato.
But in years past, when I was skinnier and more outgoing, I used to get picked up ALL the time. I couldn’t even go grocery shopping at the butt-crack of dawn without having the Coca Cola stock boy hitting me up while I awkwardly bought Diet Pepsi. (Don’t ask – my dad drinks that crap. I’m a Coke Zero girl all the way).
Now I find myself being left alone all the time… and I love it. I can finally go shopping in peace without people badgering me all the live long day.
It’s like my fatness is a force field that prevents me from being accosted anywhere, radiating leave-me-alone vibes to boys and men everywhere.
This also probably has to do with the fact that when I was slimmer, I also did my full makeup for my 6am grocery trips and dressed cute. Nowadays, you basically have to threaten me with a knife to get my joggers off and real pants put on. And makeup? Honey, I haven’t touched my Urban Decay palette in about 3 months.
So basically, I’m the opposite of sexy. And you know what? I’m totally okay with that.
Because even without makeup, even with 100 extra pounds on my frame, and even while wearing leggings and sweatshirts, I still have an awesome personality, a great sense of humor, creativity that seeps from every pore, and a cookbook in the works. Does Gigi Hadid even have that? Well, probably, but there’s room for the both of us 🙂
ANYHOO. Let’s talk about the fact that Valentine’s Day is coming up in a month, basically. Are you ready for it?! I will likely spend the duration of the day binge-watching Criminal Minds and wishing Dr. Spencer Reid was here to ignite my imagination and tell me a plethora of fun facts about Valentine’s Day, so I clearly have no plans… except for maybe force-feeding myself these Box of Chocolates Brownie Bombs.
The idea came to me when I noticed all the heart-shaped boxes of chocolates at my local Target, and I realized I could stuff these inside of my famous, signature brownie bombs. It’s so easy, and totally comes together quickly. Plus, chocolate boxes are out. Brownie bombs are in. Get with it!!
Box of Chocolates Brownie Bombs
- 1 box (15-count) assorted chocolates or your favorite chocolate candies
- 1 (13x9" baking pan) fudge brownies baked, cooled and cut into 15 equal pieces (edges removed)
- 1 pkg chocolate CandiQuik
- 1 square vanilla CandiQuik
- Line a baking sheet with foil and set aside. Take a cut square of brownie and gently flatten it with the heel and palm of your hand. Wrap it around one of the chocolates until it covers it completely, and roll it in your hands to form a ball. Place the ball on the baking sheet and freeze for about 30 minutes or until firm.
- Once bombs are firm, melt your chocolate CandiQuik according to package directions. Dip each brownie bomb in the chocolate, coating completely and allowing excess chocolate to drip off. Return to the baking sheet and repeat with remaining bombs. Once chocolate has set, melt the vanilla CandiQuik and place it in a ziploc bag. Seal out the air, snip off a corner and drizzle the white chocolate over the bombs. Allow to set.
You could also make these no-bake brownie bombs by using premade or store-bought brownies or brownie bites! Proceed with the recipe as normal.
Have a super sweet day!
I love it! It becomes more mysterious than the box of chocolates itself because unless you label where you put each candy, you won’t know what you’re about to bite into! Muahahahaha!
Also, this whole post was perfection. You rock my socks =)
Thanks so much SaraLily!
Michele @ Alwayzbakin says
You’re so right Hayley! Who wants to be bothered at the grocery store?! I don’t get hit on anymore either, but I don’t really care. Chocolate understands! I love these box of chocolate brownie bombs. That is some creative idea. Two of my favorite things in one dessert package. Perfection!
Thank you oodles Michele! 🙂