Okay, so Valentine's Day.
Let's just all agree that it's totally a girly holiday, amiiiirrrriiite?
Because last time I checked, guys aren't super into Valentine's Day. That's why they wait until THEEEE last possible second to buy their roses and cards and that's why the grocery store lines are always so congested with frantic testosterone the night before.
And while I
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Chocolate Peanut Butter Heart Chip Cookies
A few days ago, my grandma was telling us a story about my dad and how he ate an entire box of macaroni and cheese shortly before he was due to meet my mom's parents for the first time.
My grandma asked my dad why he was eating all that macaroni and cheese right before he was supposed to have dinner with my mom and her parents soon. My dad replied, "because you don't know
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Cake Batter Oreo-Stuffed Funfetti Cookies
Today's post is super special, guys!
Today, I am celebrating a baby.
*points to self* No, not my baby. Are you kidding me? I become unreasonably snotty if I get less than seven hours of sleep a night AND I can still justify spending an inordinate amount of money on clothes. There's no way I could raise a child. I meaaaan..
Today, I'm celebrating the future baby to the
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Birthday Cake Seven Layer Bars
Things You Will Never Hear Me Say:
"This is too bright."
"There's such a thing as too much glitter."
"I'm full."
"On second thought, I'll pass; I don't need it."
"No, I don't feel like going to the mall today."
"I could never spend that much on a Betsey Johnson dress."
"This floor-length denim skirt looks GREAT!!!"
"Mom, will you buy me a pair of
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Peanut Butter & Jelly 7-Layer Bars
Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
With that said, prepare to be bombarded with about 347234872 more seven layer bar recipes in the next couple weeks. Forrealsies.
Seven layer bars are quickly becoming my new BFF. They're like the ultimate go-to dessert because you can't go wrong, the possibilities are seriously limitless, and they taste AHMAZING. Plus, you pour a can
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