A couple days ago, we had a minor emergency at work.
We were all tip-tapping away when a supervisor walked by and shouted "Evacuate!" We all stood up in our cubicles, clearly puzzled, and gave her a strange look. ""Evacuate!" she repeated. "Just take whatever is necessary!"
Without blinking, I grabbed my purse out of my little locker. In it contains my wallet (however
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Pumpkin Pie Brownie Bombs
A few days ago, I was invited to one of my best friend's son's birthday party. He was turning 3.
Prior to the event, however, I was having irrational anxiety about a 3 year old's birthday.
I spent a good hour browsing the boy toy aisles in Target trying to find the perfect toy for a child I didn't really know. Actually, I don't really know any children and always make
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Oatmeal Cookie Peanut Butter & Jelly Donut Bars
Terrible, Everyday Things That Are Painfully Awkward
1. You know that moment when you're walking down the office hallway and you see someone from a few yards away, and you don't know when to properly recognize them? Do you recognize them with a smile and a polite 'hello'/head nod when you're still a large distance away? Or do you casually pretend to look at the walls
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Pumpkin Cupcakes with Pumpkin Pie Frosting
Now that I'm single and being thrown into the dating world like a helpless rag doll, I am seeking advice high and low from anywhere I can get it. I haven't really had the chance to be in the adult dating world yet, and I'm finding that honestly, it's not all that it's cracked out to be thus far.
Who knew there were so many rules?! Not I.
And knowing me, rule-breaker
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Chocolate Donut Turkeys
So I'm kiiiiinda in a predicament, guys.
Well. A could-be predicament.
A week ago, I went to the store and bought a couple random things including some soup. This also happens to be the same soup I have been eating on a daily basis for a week. Actually, I bought eight cartons of said soup and am down to one carton left. I may or may not have a soup problem. Soup
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