Okay, so Valentine's Day.
Let's just all agree that it's totally a girly holiday, amiiiirrrriiite?
Because last time I checked, guys aren't super into Valentine's Day. That's why they wait until THEEEE last possible second to buy their roses and cards and that's why the grocery store lines are always so congested with frantic testosterone the night before.
And while I
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Chocolate Peanut Butter Heart Chip Cookies
A few days ago, my grandma was telling us a story about my dad and how he ate an entire box of macaroni and cheese shortly before he was due to meet my mom's parents for the first time.
My grandma asked my dad why he was eating all that macaroni and cheese right before he was supposed to have dinner with my mom and her parents soon. My dad replied, "because you don't know
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Cake Batter Oreo-Stuffed Funfetti Cookies
Today's post is super special, guys!
Today, I am celebrating a baby.
*points to self* No, not my baby. Are you kidding me? I become unreasonably snotty if I get less than seven hours of sleep a night AND I can still justify spending an inordinate amount of money on clothes. There's no way I could raise a child. I meaaaan..
Today, I'm celebrating the future baby to the
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Birthday Cake Seven Layer Bars
Things You Will Never Hear Me Say:
"This is too bright."
"There's such a thing as too much glitter."
"I'm full."
"On second thought, I'll pass; I don't need it."
"No, I don't feel like going to the mall today."
"I could never spend that much on a Betsey Johnson dress."
"This floor-length denim skirt looks GREAT!!!"
"Mom, will you buy me a pair of
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Peanut Butter & Jelly 7-Layer Bars
Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
With that said, prepare to be bombarded with about 347234872 more seven layer bar recipes in the next couple weeks. Forrealsies.
Seven layer bars are quickly becoming my new BFF. They're like the ultimate go-to dessert because you can't go wrong, the possibilities are seriously limitless, and they taste AHMAZING. Plus, you pour a can
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Cookies ‘N Cream Cake Batter Bars
I'm baaaaack!
And before I dive into my usual crazy/sugary shenanigans, I just wanted to give a big THANK YOU to everyone who commented, emailed and texted me this last week, giving me words of encouragement, sending me prayers and good thoughts, and who made me feel SO loved and supported during my personal post. Taking a little time off to readjust to my new dosage and
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Getting Personal.
Hi guys!
I feel like I haven't chatted with you in forever. And I'm sorry about that. Actually, that's why I'm here today, sans-recipe, to talk to you about me. And my MIA-ness.
First of all, I feel like I need to preface this post by saying a big, fat, juicy, sugary, genuine THANK YOU to all of you. Yes, you. Thank you for making this blog as fun as it is, as big of a
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Death by Chocolate Cookies
Now normally, I'm not a chocolate kinda girl.
I easily bypass chocolate like I easily bypass faux fur, sour candy, and Taylor Swift songs on the radio. Nooooothankyou.
I am more of a white chocolate kinda girl, the kind of girl who likes leather and red licorice and anything except Taylor Swift songs. That kinda girl.
But sometimes, there's a weird glitch in my
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Peanut Butter Cornmeal Dog Biscuits
Okay, so even though I don't have a real-life human baby, I have a canine baby. One I love super duper much and one that deserves Christmas presents, too.
And so far, Mannie has taken a serious liking to Christmas which is ironic since the dog hates everything and is the most feisty and neurotic little thing ever.
As it is, he is thoroughly enjoying laying on top of
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Pecan Snowballs
Usually, I don't mind being the passenger in another person's car.
Most people I know have a complex where they have to drive wherever we go, but I'm assuming it's probably because they think I'm a crap-ass driver and want to be in control of their own demise. Just a theory.
Anywhoooo, the thing I really LOATHE about being the passenger in someone else's car? THE
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