When Girl Scout season comes around, it takes all of my willpower, strength, courage, and inner peace to avoid Girl Scout cookies. It's a serious kinda avoidance.
I try to tell myself they'll give me the Bubonic plague or something if I eat them which usually deters me for a good .45946 seconds before I finally take my chances with the plague and shovel them in at a
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Bailey’s Twinkie Tiramisu
So I recently joined OkCupid and I have to say, what am I doing?
First of all, within the first 24 hours of signing up I was so bombarded with emails from prospective Lotharios that I had to shut my computer and phone off because I'd get a new message ping every second or so. Needless to say, I've never felt like a pimp more in my life [it was kind of awesome, even if 99%
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Oreo Overload Cake
Don't say I didn't warn you. Because I totally did on Facebook. I even gave you a 10+ hour head start to mentally prepare, pray for your sanity, take a few laps.. what have you.
This cake, though -- it is insanity, people.
So a couple days ago I was doing my usual social networking and wanted to share something chocolate-y. I quickly realized that I have been the worst
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Andes Thin Mint Cupcakes
Sigh. Is it Girl Scout Cookie season again already?!
Every year I try to evade them around this time.. going to grocery stores at weird hours, avoiding making eye contact with potential mothers and/or young girls wearing vests, and never carrying cash which is easy since I am consistently broke as it is.
But man, those chickadees are hustlers! I wouldn't be surprised if
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Over the Rainbow Brownie Bombs
Yesterday, I did a grown-uppy thing: I got a queen-size bed!! This is pretty exciting news seeing that I have been sleeping on a twin for my entire life and finally feel like I've surpassed some grown-up right-of-passage with my grown-up bed.
Basically what I'm trying to say is, I'm a big girl now!
So out of nowhere, my parents decided to graciously treat my me and my
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