Let’s talk true love. Or actually, the complete antithesis of true love.
Mannie, my sweet dog, is obsessed with squirrels. He loves to chase them, bark at them and stare at them. In fact, anything squirrel-related, he’s all for it. I never let him off the leash to actually get them, and even if I did, they are way too quick for him. So we usually admire them from afar. And then, of course, there was that whole incident when we had a pecan tree in our yard and the squirrels would actually throw the nut shells onto my dog’s head as he barked at them from below… hence his obsession, I suppose.
ANYWAYS. A few days ago we were walking to the park when we spotted an unfortunate squirrel lying on the side of the road. And by unfortunate, I mean straight-up dead. Mannie immediately noticed it and I let him stare at the squirrel’s lifeless, belly-up body for a good few minutes as this was Mannie’s one true chance to be up close to a real squirrel, even if it was dead. Eventually, I realized if I didn’t tug his leash now that we’d be staring at a dead squirrel for the rest of eternity, so I motioned for Mannie to keep walking. But no, there was a squirrel present and dammit, he was determined to stare at it until the end of time.
That is, until he somehow gained super strength, thus gaining an inch on his leash by some kind of squirrel-hating miracle and did the unthinkable: he picked that mother-lovin’ dead squirrel up in his mouth and held it like some hopeless rag doll. Mannie then began spinning in circles violently like some morbid carousel from the pits of hell.
A moment passed before my brain registered that holy shit, my dog is holding a dead animal in his MOUTH, at which point I started screaming bloody freakin’ murder while still holding onto his leash, thus spinning in violent circles with Mannie as my body became entangled in the leash. We spun for a good few revolutions, squirrel lifeless in mouth, until the end of the leash had come and my knee happened to knock the squirrel out of Mannie’s mouth. From the trajectory of our spinning, plus the universe’s cruel sense of humor, I basically drop-kicked the lifeless animal. The dead squirrel ricocheted off of my knee and flew into the street, landing with a part-satisfying, part-horrifying thud.
The worst part of this whole ideal (besides neighbors witnessing my screaming over a dead animal), was the fact that Mannie was so nonchalant about the whole experience and hopped the rest of the way home like nothing morbid had happened just a few moments ago. Actually, he was probably thrilled to have finally united with his longtime love/enemy and it was then that I realized that despite desecrating an innocent tree animal, this was a good experience for Mannie nonetheless.
Anyway, naturally this terrible story segued into the recipe for these cupcakes. Please don’t let the morbid story deter you from making them — they’re truly amazing and perfect for your true love (who hopefully is living and breathing). If you love Red Hot candies, you’ll flip for these cupcakes! They’re a redo from a recipe I made years ago and are even better than I remember. Satisfy your sweet tooth with these sweet, hot cupcakes!
- 1 box white cake mix, plus ingredients on back of box
- 1 tsp cinnamon extract
- 2 tsp vanilla extract
- 1 cup Red Hot candies, coarsely crushed
- FOR RED HOT FROSTING:
- 2 sticks butter, softened
- 2 tsp cinnamon extract
- 1 (32 oz) bag powdered sugar
- ½ cup Red Hot candies, crushed
- Red food coloring
- Sprinkles, if you'd like
- Cinnamon Lips gummies, optional
- Preheat your oven to 350 degrees F. Line a muffin tin with about 16 paper liners; set aside.
- In a large bowl, prepare the cake mix according to package directions. Once the batter has come together, stir in the extracts and Red Hot candies until combined.
- Portion the batter evenly among the muffin cups, filling about ¾" full. Bake for approx. 13-15 minutes or until a toothpick inserted near the center comes out mostly clean; cool the cupcakes completely.
- In the bowl of a stand mixer, beat the butter and extract together until smooth. Gradually add the powdered sugar, about a cup at a time, until frosting is light and fluffy. Add in the food coloring. Taste-test the frosting mixture to make sure the cinnamon flavor is strong enough -- if not, add a little more. Fold the Red Hot candies into the frosting.
- Fill a piping bag with a large round tip (I like Atecco 807) with the frosting and pipe high onto cooled cupcakes. Sprinkle with Valentine's sprinkles, and if you'd like, the Cinnamon Lips gummies. Store leftover cupcakes airtight in the fridge for a couple of days.
I used to work at a bakery that made a similar cupcake for Valentine’s Day and it was easily one of my favorite flavors! There’s just something so intriguing about a spicy cupcake topped with a sinfully sweet & spicy Red Hot buttercream. Plus, I love the little pops of red candy swirled throughout the batter. These will definitely tantalize and please your tastebuds and your Valentine’s 🙂
Have a fantastical day!
Jennifer @ Not Your Momma's Cooke says
Haha, that is one morbid carousel! Sometimes, our beloved pets are just downright gross 🙂
Evelyn Theus says
These cupcakes look delicious. And I really like the lips on top of them.
Kayle (The Cooking Actress) says
1. I LOVE that last picture. SUCH A PRETTYYYY cupcake!!!
2. You poor poor thing that is a horrific ordeal and reason #324 I’m never having a pet
3.At least Manny was happy? lol
Zainab @ Blahnik Baker says
These cupcakes are hot!!! And they sound truly amazing 🙂
These are amazing Hayley – I love red hots! What a great idea…..I’m going to try with my kids! 🙂
Thank you for giving me a good laugh with the squirrel story!!
Janine (sugarkissed.net) says
I am addicted to cinnamon candy… these cupcakes sound right up my alley! Great flavor idea, Hayley!
Dorothy @ Crazy for Crust says
OMG why couldn’t I have been walking with you??? 🙂
Nancy @ gottagetbaked says
OMG I’m killing myself laughing not because I’m laughing AT you but because I could totally picture something like that happening to me with my insane dog. The mental image of you drop kicking the squirrel is priceless. I think you need your own reality tv show. I would TOTALLY watch that! As for these cupcakes – they look fabulous! Hopefully there was a batch of these to calm you down after the walk from hell.
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I love the idea of ret hot cupcakes, , but i dont do box cake mixes, can i make my own cake batter and add the extract and candies? wouldnt it taste the same?
Kathy, absolutely! Feel free to use your favorite white cake mix recipe and add the extract and candies.
My husband has made this recipe twice. The first time he ground up the red hots and added them to the cake batter. The cupcakes didn’t rise. The second time he smacked them with a meat tenderizer and added the bigger chunks to the batter. This time the cupcakes rose, but all the candy melted and sank to the bottom (and stuck to the cupcake papers).. Any suggestions?
Everything else we’ve tried from “Out of the Box” cookbook has been wonderful, especially the Coconut Layer Cake. Yum!
Hi Susan! You can try lightly tossing the candies in about 1-2 Tbsp of all-purpose flour. This works with blueberries to help prevent sinking, so I don’t see why it wouldn’t work with cinnamon candies!